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(我：啊啊？你說啥我聽不到)



回到正題
之前在閒晃的時候看到的

附上兩種版本，中文字幕和沒有字幕的。
對自己的英文有信心可以看沒字幕的喔！
(我沒字幕的都聽得懂啊..為啥英文課分組會.......

影片一：Wrong Hole (督錯洞)
演唱者：DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio

無字幕版本：


中文歌詞版本：


如果光聽音樂的話，真的超棒的，不管是聲音還是旋律~
配上歌詞+影片會有神奇的笑果XD

Wrong Hole Lyrics

I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night woo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry woo from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night woo I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry woo from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

影片二：Jizz In My Pants (然後我就射了)
演唱者:The Lonely Island
專輯:INCREDIBAD(02/10/2009)

無字幕版本：


中文歌詞版本：
依要求停用嵌入，要看點這裡。

這影片歌詞..呃..我不想多說了
但是裡面演唱者的表情很有喜感說=////=
另外其中一個演唱者滿帥的..

Jizz In My Pants Lyrics
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I want to apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some will say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face and said cash or credit

And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check


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